{"product_id":"dont-buy-this","title":"You CAN'T buy this.","description":"Don't buy this dude. You couldn't afford it anyway.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tapered stainless steel body\u003cbr\u003e\n• Transparent press-in plastic lid\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher-safe\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"FlarmWare","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50543198306544,"sku":"1363632_23470","price":42069.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/7388\/0560\/files\/tapered-stainless-steel-tumbler-20-oz-white-20oz-front-6ab82b35271d2.jpg?v=1790454595","url":"https:\/\/flarmware.myshopify.com\/products\/dont-buy-this","provider":"FlarmWare","version":"1.0","type":"link"}